So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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