I must be too annoying 4 u.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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