Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He shit in the fireplace
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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