I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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