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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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