Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
accomplished twins. life is a go
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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