"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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