And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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