Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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