You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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