Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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