Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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