OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
