You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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