Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Randomize
