Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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