oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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