their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
