Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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