omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Shame - the story of my life.
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