Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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