the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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