I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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