STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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