I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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