So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
