So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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