He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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