So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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