We won't sleep together?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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