Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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