So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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