And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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