they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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