Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
