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I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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