There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I will be naked everywhere
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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