Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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