dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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