She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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