the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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