My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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