She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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