I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
