Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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