Your face is a jimmy john
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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