So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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