found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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