Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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