Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He felt like a one man threesome
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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