Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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