the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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