Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
